is not what I said.

What I said was this:

I am writing to inform you that the only reason I have re-enrolled in the HP Instant Ink program is in order to use the cartridge you sent me and for which, over the course of 2 months, you billed me $35 in your so-called “free” program.

Understand this: I have no interest in participating in the program, and I will un-enroll as soon as this cartridge is empty. Do not send me another cartridge. If you send me another cartridge, I will refuse delivery.

Furthermore, if you bill my credit card a single dime, I will report it as a fraudulent charge, and I will file a complaint with the Better Business Bureau.

I trust you can determine my account simply from the associated email address.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

What I wanted to say was a little harsher.