If you rearrange the letters of “Santa,” you can make the word “Satan.” Coincidence? Another term for “Satan” is “Old Nick.” Another term for Santa Claus is “Saint Nick.” Coincidence? Santa Claus descends into fire — just like the Devil. Coincidence? Santa is dressed in red. The traditional images of the devil have him dressed in red. Coincidence?

In most people’s world, yes, all these things are coincidences. But in the tilted universe of Blow the Trumpet, it’s most decidedly not a coincidence, but rather part one of the greatest deceptions ever pulled over mankind’s eyes.

It leaves you shaking your head and very pessimistic about the general intelligence of our species, but it’s worth it.

And so, I now present “The Great Deception.”