travel

USeless Airways

My father used to joke when he traveled occasionally on business that US Airways’ name is missing a few letters to make it more accurate. I’m inclined to agree.

We took K’s mother, J, to the airport Thursday afternoon, leaving here at about 2:00 pm. She finally arrived in Poland Saturday at about 4:00 am, our time. And why?

Simple — US Air has both the competency and the professionalism of a wart.

Because of “heavy air traffic,” J’s flight from Charlotte left more than an hour late. K was with J at the gate, and K was asking what will happen if J misses the flight. US Air said that they would not take responsibility for the cost of getting J a hotel room in the eventuality that she missed her flight.

On the flight here, US Air lost both of J’s pieces of luggage. J landed in Chicago and then flew to Charlotte — but her luggage took a vacation somewhere else.

More accurately, the US Air representative could have said, “We don’t take responsibility for our customers. Period.” That was the reality of the situation, but we didn’t know that then.

K and I drive home, wondering if J got on board and whether everything was okay. Just as we were parking, the phone rings. It was J. She’d missed her flight and had no idea what to do. She was hysterical, literally. After all, it was almost twelve. The airport was virtually empty. There was no one at all from LOT, the Polish national carrier. As previously arranged, someone from US Air had led her to the next gate, but that was it. She was left stranded, not knowing what to do and unable to communicate with anyone. Finally, someone at the baggage claim area helped her get in touch with us, and all I heard from K was, “Mother, please calm down. Please. I can’t understand what you’re saying when you’re crying like that.”

Eventually, I got on the phone with US Air and had them re-book a ticket to Poland, but it was to be twenty-four hours after her originally scheduled departure time. Or at least that’s what the bloke at US Air told me.

Was there an offer at this point to arrange for a hotel for this poor woman stuck in the middle if an airport? No.

The difference between American flight crews and German flight crews.
While waiting for the first flight, K and J had the chance to observe several flight crews walking to their planes. Slowly, jackets unbuttoned, relaxed. In Germany, K watched a Lufthansa flight crew: everyone in perfectly pressed, buttoned uniforms, walking quick-step in a single-file line to their plane. “It was like they were in the army!” J laughed.

I spoke with Mark — the gentleman at baggage claim helping J — and he helped write a note for J explaining in English what her situation was so that she could go to the ticket counter when it opened and have her ticket reissued. He agreed to take care of her in the lost-baggage section, and even asked us what kind of coffee she preferred. If I were there, I’d have bought it a beer. Or a whole case.

We left it at that.

Friday, J spent the day in the airport. It turned out that Mark had taken the initiative to hunt down someone in the airport who could speak Polish, and this woman helped J through the rest of the day after Mark had left work. More — Mark had taken J to the ticket counter and helped her get her ticket reissued, and showed her where she’d have to go afterwards.

But it turned out that the ticket was not for a flight that left 11 pm Friday. It was for a flight that left 11 pm Saturday. So the guy who arranged the ticket for us, knowing that it’s for a woman who doesn’t speak English, arranged a flight 48 hours later and didn’t bother even to ask what this woman would do during said 48 hours.

Fortunately, the mystery Polish woman — also an employee of the airport — got better arrangements for J: a Lufthansa flight that left 30 hours earlier.

But that was just the beginning of J’s adventures.

Saturday morning, we learned that the Lufthansa flight was also late, and she missed her connecting flight in Frankfurt. But here German efficiency showed itself to be better than American “customer service.” Knowing that the flight would be late, Lufthansa had checked the passenger manifest, determined who would miss which flight, and re-booked those individuals. When J got off the plane, someone was waiting with a new ticket and guided her directly to the gate.

For those who might comment, “If that were me, letters would be written and calls would be made,” don’t worry — it’s in the works.

It seems to me that this how “civilized”carriers treat their customers. It seems to me that modern carriers will realize that, no matter what the cause of the delay, it is their responsibility to take care of passengers. It seems to me that passengers who arrange for special assistance — as we had done for J — should get that assistance as opposed to being dumped in the middle of an airport in the middle of the night. It seems to me that if a carrier wants to keep someone as a customer, it wouldn’t treat that customer to the same kind of service it provides said customer’s luggage.

And it seems to me that US Air’s price will have to be significantly lower than any other airline’s for me to consider using them.

Golf-esque

DSC_8606Returning to the story of our Gatlinburg adventure…

After we had some aquatic fun and the rain had stopped, K and I decided it was time to introduce J to the all American invention of mini-golf.

As when I taught Polish students how to play baseball, I was shocked at all the little nuances of a putting swing that I did without thinking — and I don’t golf, to speak of.

Rules of mini-golf, in other words.
For instance, never raise the club head above your knees — it will result in a swing instead of a put. This is almost always bad, but particularly so if there’s a rock in front of you and a young girl behind.

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It’s entirely possible — however unlikely it seems — that the golf ball will strike the rock and sail back toward the young girl’s head. One would think that after this, said young girl would stay far away from axe-wielding grandmother, but youth has its own recklessness.

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A few more pictures in the Gatlinburg photo set.

Wet, Wet, Wet

After visiting the aquarium and walking around town a bit

we headed back to the hotel room for a bit of a break. And then the rain started.

That’s when we decided to make use of the accident of our booking — a room with a king-size bed (poor J slept on the most uncomfortable couch in history) with a jacuzzi in the room.

Rainy Afternoon

Naturally, with the Girl joining us, the water was not as not as it should have been, but that was offset by the joy of her splashing.

More at Flickr and YouTube (short video that includes a portion that has nothing to do with rain or a jacuzzi, but is amusing nonetheless).

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Saw Fish

After a little sightseeing in Chattanooga, we heading out for Pigeon Forge, where we’d be saying for the next two nights.

Our day in Gatlinburg began at the aquarium.

The initial impression — a little cheesy. Fake sky with fake birds and fake clouds painted about the main tank.

Then we went through the tunnel, and it all made sense…

The underwater tunnel was so enlightening that we decided to go through it a second time before leaving.

It was a lot of fun, but I found myself wishing L was about two or three years older, so that she could enjoy it more. As could be expected, there was a kids’ area where visitors could touch horseshoe crabs and crawl into amusing, picturesque fish tanks.

L couldn’t crawl, so I helped.

Still, it seemed she had a pretty good time — she slept, she ate, she saw a few new things. Overall, a success.

There are more pictures at Flickr. And of course there’s a film.

Rock, Preferably Without the Roll

Soon, J will be flying back to Polska. K and I wanted to take her on some kind of semi-extended semi-vacation before she left, but where to go?

Our trip had several constraints from the beginning

  • relatively inexpensive (we are, after all, buying a house),
  • relatively close (we don’t, after all, have a lot of vacation time), and
  • relatively interesting for J.

So we did the logical thing: we went kitsch.

America is filled with kitsch, and the common view from Polska is that “Americans like kitsch.” There was only one place that fulfilled all our criteria: Gatlinburg.

But we knew that it would be relatively expensive to do much there, so we sandwiched it with a half-day in Chattanooga and a day in Cherokee.

Our stops in Chattanooga were about as kitsch as could be, in some ways: Rock City

and Ruby Falls.

Very American: take nature, and improve it with sidewalks, elevators, and safety barriers. And above all, make it auto-accessible.

We had fun, though. Rock City brings out the little boy in everyone, and Ruby Falls, while overly theatrical (not to mention amazingly crowded in the summer), is a fairly impressive sight.

Photos of our adventure are available here.

Mill

Roan Mountain

Over the weekend, we took J to see the rhododendrons on Roan Mountain.

The blossoms were a little past peak, and some of them were already wilting, but it was impressive nonetheless.

Grandfather Mountain

When I was growing up in southwest Virginia, I would occasionally see advertisements for relatively nearby Grandfather Mountain. They were local productions, and looked it — something someone had filmed with a high-end video camera, then added a voice-over.

I was really unimpressed.

Yesterday, twenty-some years after seeing those ads, I visited Grandfather Mountain.

The key attraction at GM is its “world-famous” mile-high swinging bridge. Just to make that clear — the bridge itself is not suspended with a mile of empty space below it. The actual height of the bridge is probably about sixty feet. However, it is on a mountain with an elevation above 5,280 feet. Certainly, no one expects a literally mile-high bridge, but I was thinking it’d be a bit higher than sixty or so feet. Then again, I never looked closely at the TV spots.

Graveyard Fields

Memorial Day we took the Girl and the babcia for a hike at Graveyard Fields. A short, easy hike: probably less than 4.5 miles all told.

Babcia at Graveyard Fields

Along the way, new flora continually caught J’s eye. “What’s this?” and “What’s that?” and “Is this X? It must be!”

“Nie wiem” became the phrase of the day, renewing (for about the 100th time, at least) my desire/resolve to learn more about plants.

Babcia looks at the flora

L “met” a young lady named N who, despite being two months younger, was significantly smaller.

L, meet E...

And of course we took lots of pictures of the Girl.

Girl III

Biltmore II

We recently went to Biltmore again. Yes, once is enough in a lifetime, but J hadn’t ever been, so we went.

The gardens were not nearly as spectacular as we would have liked because of the record low temps in April. But it was pleasant anyway.

Limits and Liquids

We went to visit family yesterday. This meant a lot of time in the car, which meant, for L, a lot of time in the car seat.

We discovered, much to our surprise, that L doesn’t really like the car seat as much as tolerate it. Imagine — she doesn’t like being strapped into a virtually immovable position for hours on end.

We think liquids might help, because she seemed to cry much less violently during that last hour when she was working on a bottle of tea.

In Poland, in summer, potatoes — those ever-present tenants of the Polish table — are always served with fresh dill. All told, I had to scrape of pounds of it during my years there, and no one could understand that I just don’t like the stuff.

“Tea!? You give your 5-month-old tea?” I can just hear the voices now. Well, to call it “tea” is really a stretch. It’s a special granulated herbal concoction J brought from Poland with her. It’s made specially for infants, and it’s made from dill and aniseed. To my nose, it stinks like the dickens, because I don’t like either one. But the girl likes it, and it eases her stomach, and it will undoubtedly ease time in the car.

After all, K and I buy green teas for the road. Why shouldn’t she have something to drink to?

Maybe it’s just one of those paradigms you slip into when your baby is breastfed. Additional drink is like additional food — unnecessary. What we’re learning is that that is only true — duh — for the first four or five months.

Blue Ridge Parkway

Having J in America has meant re-visiting a lot of places: Biltmore, parks, etc.

This weekend we finally went out to the Blue Ridge Parkway, specifically Craggy Gardens…

And Mount Mitchell

It was, I believe, J’s first “true” picnic. The tradition in Poland is equally pleasant, but a little more “adult.” It involves a bonfire, some sausage, and a lot of vodka.

The last part is optional, but once you say “yes” to an offered drink, turning down a subsequent shot is virtually impossible.

And that’s why the thought of posting “No Alcoholic Beverages!” signs was somewhat odd for J.

Put your roots in the air like you just don’t care?

This weekend, we took J to Biltmore. We were hoping the gardens would be more fully developed (i.e., more in bloom), but the frigid spell in April literally nipped everything in the bud.

While out in the garden, though, we saw a most unusually tree.

Mystery

J had never seen anything like it, and I, not knowing a single thing about trees, was at even more of a loss.

Anyone have any idea what’s going on here?

Chimney Rock

Sunday was the second time we’d been to Chimney Rock. The first time, we were sans L, sans camcorder, sans D70. That, of course, means lots of images of the Girl and a bit of video of the Girl.

L began the day in my custody:

Chimney Portrait

But fussiness overwhelmed her about 2/3 of the way through the outing — only K could comfort (what alliteration).

Mom and Girl above Falls

More pictures at Flickr; video coming soon.

Outing

Last Saturday (21 April) the folks and I took J, K, and L on an outing to the old homestead.

(The somewhat cheesy music is Brian Eno, surprisingly enough. I used it because of the title: “Deep Blue Day.”)

Homestead

Over the weekend, my folks and I took K and J on a quick tour of Bristol — my hometown. As Steve Earle sing’s, “Ain’t nothin’ brings ya down like your hometown.” Talk about making someone feel old. The realization that what happened at that street corner or in that church building was not merely a couple of years ago but more like fifteen or twenty plants my feet solidly in my mid-thirties.

We began the weekend with a trip to Natural Tunnel.

Then it was off to Bristol, stopping at South Holston Dam first:

By the time we got to Bristol, we simply decided to stay in the car and show J downtown (such as it is — though much more lively than when I lived there) and the old house.

Pictures at Flickr.

Wandering Downtown

We took K’s mother, J, downtown for a bit of walking, a bit of window shopping, and a latte.

We took her to the Grove Arcade and showed her patchwork quilts, grandfather clocks, and over-priced souvenirs.

She liked the spiral staircases the most — the staircases that are closed to the public and apparently for decoration only.

We took her to the gallery where we used to have photographs for sale. (In six months we sold about as many photos. We were hoping to earn enough money to help pay for a new DSLR. In the end, we just wasted enough money to buy the camera outright — but we learned something from the experience: the majority of Americans, it seems, prefers kitsche.) She was impressed with the goats-milk soap and various crocheted items.

We took her to see the largest iron in the world.

Finally, we took her for a bit of cake and a cappuccino (or latte, in K’s and my case). J is used to the “Celebrate the moments of your life” type of “cappuccino” that comes in little sachets. We got her to forget that syrupy mess and try a real one. “Okay,” she said, “But none of that vanilla nonsense. No almond nonsense. No flavors.”

I just smiled.

In the end, the cappuccino and latte got mixed up (K wanted decaf latte and the waiter brought decaf cappuccino), but I don’t think she noticed…

First Outing

K and I bundled L up Sunday afternoon and took her on her first outing: a walk through a local university’s botanical gardens.

We made a couple of loops around the trail that runs literally over the river and through the woods. Toward the back, there is a historic log cabin.

L, though, was unimpressed: she slept through most all of it.

Being house-bound is perhaps the most annoying difficulty of having a six-week-old infant. To date, it is certainly more difficult on K, who has been home with L since her birth and can go an entire day without leaving the apartment. That explains why she’s so eager sometimes to run to the store to pick up that forgotten ingredient for dinner — to go anywhere is a treat.

It’s something we’re both anticipating with smiles.

Biltmore

After having lived 20 of my 33 years less than a hundred miles from the Biltmore Estate and a year and a half less than ten miles from it, I finally went for a visit with K and the Folks this Sunday.

Much to my disappointment, though not surprising, the current owners have enacted a strict prohibition of all photography within the house itself — if such a structure can be called a “house.” At 175,000 square feet (16,258 square meters), it’s probably larger than many palaces.

Wandering through the house, the notion of such living is so completely foreign as to be unimaginable, even when you’re literally standing in the proof.

To think of living without having to give a single thought to money, to physical needs — indeed, even to dressing yourself — is for us probably what the majority of the world feels when they think of those of us fortunate enough to have been born in the developed world.