Coming right out with it, I failed the North Carolina written driving test today.
Twenty-five questions, and I could make only five mistakes. I made it through twenty-two questions before racking up my sixth and final wrong answer, which resulted in the screen going blank and informing me tersely that I’d failed. I went back to the examiner and she seemed surprised.
Indeed, I was surprised. I’d gone through the manual and remembered all sorts of fun facts.
- It takes 211 feet to come from 55 MPH to a full stop.
- You can’t park within 15 feet of an intersection when the road is not curbed; when it’s curbed, it’s 25 feet.
- A person has to be visible at a distance of 200 feet with high beams and 70 feet with low beams for your lights to be “valid.”
- Your horn must be audible at a distance of 50 feet.
- You must stay two seconds behind the car in front of you (i.e., not the # of car-lengths, as I’d learned so many years ago).
All sorts of fun facts.
What did about 20% of my randomly prepared test involve? DUI.
For the first DUI offense, how long can the DMV revoke your license?
Any amount of time would make my life infinitely more complicated. But that is not the reason I don’t drink and drive. I know I can kill myself and others doing it — that’s why I don’t do it. Simple.
What is the punishment for refusing to take a Breathalyzer test?
What does it matter? I know it can only be something unpleasant, something that will make the situation — and my life in general — more difficult, so even if I knew I’d fail it, I’d take the stupid test.
What should the punishment be? The officer should give you a quick bullet to the head — you’re obviously too stupid to be making a positive contribution to society.
What is the first step to getting back your license after having it revoked for DUI?
I didn’t know. (It turns out that you have to take a driving course.) If I were so stupid as to get in the car after drinking, I don’t know that I deserve to get my license back. But if it were revoked, I guess I’d start worrying about how to get it back then, not before my license has even been issued.
The good news: Kinga’s test had no questions about driving drunk and had studied her butt off — though she didn’t know the answer to those questions either — so she passed her test, successfully drove the examiner around the neighborhood, and got her NC driving license.
