“Don’t go chasing waterfalls / Just stick to the rivers and lakes that you know.” So sings that silly condom-encrusted band TLC. Proof that the music industry doesn’t have terribly many well-read individuals in it. Chasing waterfalls?! How can you chase something stationary? It comes from chasing rainbows, undoubtedly, and they just thought they’d “cleverly” change it. It objectively makes no sense, though.

Nor does the title of Dave Pack’s magazine.

Pack’s rag is called The REAL TRUTH. But stop and think about this for a moment. The “real” truth? As opposed to the “illusory” truth? The “imaginary” truth? The “false” truth? The title is of their “flagship” magazine is a jumbled mess.