We tried a new soup tonight for dinner. The Boy wasn’t impressed. A few comments through dinner:

• After the prayer: “In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.” “Daddy, I asked Jesus for a different soup.”
• After the first bite: “Daddy, this soup tastes like, like sea turtles.”
• Later during dinner: “Daddy, some soup is good, and some soup is not so good.”
• Still later during dinner: “Daddy, I need some water to wash the taste.”
• When I told him he’d had his last bite: “Hurrah!”