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Atypical Saturday (Lent 2012: Day 32)

Saturday has a morning ritual that never changes. It begins with some Skyping to Babcia and Dziadek in Poland. The Girl carries on two-thirds in English, a bit in Polish, and the rest in squeals and laughs. Ballet follows, with me heading to a nearby McDonald's for a coffee and some paper grading. Returning home, it's time for polski cwiczenia, Polish practice. Saturday after Saturday it's the same, in ordinary time, Advent, Lent, or Easter.

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A five-foot visitor in our backyard, though, is hardly an every-Saturday occurrence. If it were, I think we might be seeing less of Nana (and, by proxy, Papa).

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A black rat snake Pantherophis obsoletus, this fellow came slithering along our side yard, and I noticed him just as he was winding his way among the Leyland cypresses that shield our deck from neighboring yards.

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K was simultaneously fascinated and repulsed, wondering aloud whether I should kill it.

"Of course not!" I declared. "This guy eats rats, mice, chipmunks, squirrels, and a host of other things I'd gladly do without." But as a compromise, I took a pitchfork and scooted him down to the edge of our property where he promptly wound his way into an extremely large azalea, curling around the branches until it was four or so feet in the air.

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Returning to the upper part of our yard, I discovered some moss that appears to have sprouts. First a snake, then odd moss -- who knew what else might come our way.

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Yes, a very tenuous Lenten connection. Still, one can't say I didn't try.

Helping

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Beauty

With time, one's definition of beauty evolves to include that which was once not beautiful, like compost.

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Chores

Morning Chores

Autumn Planting

Fall Planting

Watering

Bag Worms

They just about destroyed one of our Leyland Cypresses last year: Thyridopteryx ephemeraeformis, Evergreen Bagworms. They devour the needles of the tree, using some of them to camouflage their cocoon and the rest for nourishment. The females -- who have no wings, legs, or eyes -- remain in their bags their entire lives, and as they never lay their eggs, the new larva emerge from the mother's carcass.

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It's a lovely little insect, in other words, one that we all love and long for. We just happen to have more than our share of them, and since no neighbors appreciate the sheer destructive capability of such a pet, we simply have to pick them off, one by one, and euthanize them.

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It's really an itch-inducing process that I don't enjoy, but occasionally it yields a nice surprise or two.

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What's ironic is that we have at least three bird nests in those three, neighboring trees, and one would assume that having birds around would reduce the population of something like caterpillar larvae. Apparently, the camouflage is quite effective.

However, we have yet another tool at our disposal. We are breaking all conventions of warfare and going biological: Bacillus thuringiensis.

Bloom

“Go out the front down and look to the left,” K instructed one morning.

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Before the Storm

The day before Christmas Eve in a Polish household is always frantic. Cakes to bake, salads to make, and general culinary chaos.

The heating system dying in the morning didn't help, though. The verdict: the zoning system's main control board is malfunctioning. Cost: the part alone runs $1300. Time to make some decisions. Merry Christmas from Arzel.

Ingredients

In the meantime, we have baking to do. Cheese cake, for instance, requires room-temperature ingredients, a fact inconveniently forgotten by inexperienced bakers the world over.

Room Temperature

Fortunately, we had a little helper today to get us through the tough parts. Without her valuable advice and assistance, I'm sure we would have got finished much more quickly than we did been at a complete loss.

The Beast, Squared

With her in the kitchen, it's a constant battle against her curiosity. "I want to do it!" is her refrain.

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At the same time, how can one battle curiosity? Who would even want to? It's a question of direction and redirection.

Lighting the House

We’re moving up — literally. This year was the first year we put up lights around the house.

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It was easier than I was expecting, just a matter of up and down and up and down the ladder.

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And the realization that what comes up before Christmas must come down shortly thereafter.

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Still, to sit in the living room is a double pleasure now.

Count Me Out, In

In order to create, we must destroy.

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Partial destruction is oxymoronic: in the process of destroying, we often find we need to destroy more than we'd initially anticipated.

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One cannot destroy only halfway, though one can create halfway. It's called cutting corners.

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Living in a house highlights that mystery, for a house is itself a mystery.

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There are leaks that leave tracks, and sinks that have no visible connection to the main drain line.

"When you talk about destruction, don't you know that you can count me out. In." You know, it's going to be alright. Eventually.