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Back to the Zoo

It had been some months since we went to the zoo, so this Sunday, we packed up the Girl, some snacks, and something to drink and went to visit the animals.

Such a difference between this visit and our first visit. The Girl has developed a sense of independence, learned to walk, and begun communicating verbally.

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She decided when she’d had enough, calmly telling us “dosc” (“enough”) when she was tired of the elephants,

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the giraffes, the reptiles,

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and the leopard.

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She has an opinion and preferences and she can express them.

It’s the beginning of the end…

Carnival

We took The Girl to her first carnival today -- a small gig that was part of a local festival.

First ride

She seemed to enjoy it.

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The only problem came when the carnie told us, "Time's up." On one occasion we literally had to drag the girl screaming from the attraction.

Still, it was a pleasant day: we did all the carnival-esque things, including sharing ice cream.

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After a few rides and some general frolicking on the playground, we went to watch the hot air balloon and the guy-tethered-to-an-enormous-pile-of-helium-balloons take off.

One has to wonder about the wisdom of such flight, but it draws a crowd, and I guess he gets something out of it.

The Rescuers

The cavalry is coming!

US Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson said after meeting members of Congress that legislation would be required to help rid US banks of their bad assets.

He said this was at the heart of the rescue plan, which will be worked out over the weekend.

BBC NEWS | Special Reports | US pledges financial rescue plan

It’s taken years of mismanagement and lack of oversight and regulation to create this problem and our noble leaders are planning on solving it over the weekend?!

Anyone who wasn’t worried before this announcement should be now.

Why Palin Scares Me

Palin scares the living daylights out of me, and I think, sadly, with her anywhere near the chief leadership position in America, we won't have four more years of the Bush administration; we'll have four years of the Bush administration minus whatever slight, vague, microscopic, nano-second-lasting bit of sense it has. I mean, the woman is talking about starting a shooting war with Russia.

But what's just as scary as she is are some of those supporting her.

Here, for example, is the Forerunner's three-point election plan:

1. Vote Constitution Party. (I vote my conscience and cannot support McCain even with Palin.)
2. Hope and pray for McCain/Palin to win. (I am an idealist, but also a realist!)
3. Pray for John McCain's salvation and pray specific imprecatory prayers if he fails to pro-actively defend the sanctity of human life. (Source)

Pray for the Republican candidate's death? I'd be terrified to know what sadistic things he requests God to do to Obama.

At least he's not advocating a more active role like this fellow:

Jesus told us to love our neighbor, but hate the evil inside them. Sometimes, if the evil inside them is so great, our neighbor will have to be stoned. We do each stoning with sadness for the individual, but with brighter hopes for the community. (Source)

I swear, put this guy on an island with one extremist from each religion and turn it into a reality show -- "The Weakest Extremist" or "Lost, for Good" -- and save the planet as an added bonus.

Playground Politics

With the recent "pig" nonsense, the endless ad hominem attacks, and the little "gimmicks" like Coulter's continual reference to the Democratic candidate as "B. Hussein Obama," I find myself often wondering whether we're in an election cycle or in a second-grade playground, and I have to ask myself, "How stupid do Republicans think the American people are if they think this kind of name-calling, na-nanny-boo-boo nonsense is anything more than immature?"

Cat Soup and Duff Nuts

The funny thing about English — funny in an infuriating way, for non-native speakers — is its spelling irregularities.

A friend in Poland once offered me “duff nuts.” Logical enough: -ough is often pronounced “uff,” as in “enough.”

K asked me the other day if I knew what cat soup was. I suddenly became very protective of our own cat, wondering what kind of Third-World recipe she had in mind. Turned out, we have cat soup in our fridge; it’s just spelled a little differently.

BoM 11: First Book of Nephi, Chapter 10

1 Nephi 10 opens with talk of his ministry:

And now I, Nephi, proceed to give an account upon these plates of my proceedings, and my reign and ministry; wherefore, to proceed with mine account, I must speak somewhat of the things of my father, and also of my brethren.

"Ministry" is an odd word. It has certain contemporary connotations that I'm not sure existed in earlier periods. It has to do with the Protestant notion of the "priesthood of all believers." It's is something Evangelicals do when they witness (another term with significant contemporary connotations); it's something Mormon missionaries do when they visit you. Yet I wondered what it historically meant, so I did some checking.

The English word "ministry" dates, according to the handy online etymological dictionary, from

1382, "function of a priest," from L. ministerium "office, service," from minister (see minister). Began to be used 1916 as name of certain departments in British government. (Source)

So it's certainly in keeping with a more general usage of the term. While many Protestant pastors would be livid at the suggestion that they function as a priest when they minister, that would be largely mitigated by the Protestant formulation of the "priesthood of all believers."

The first use of "ministry" in the King James (the predominant Bible of Joseph Smith's time) is Numbers 4.11-13

And upon the golden altar they shall spread a cloth of blue, and cover it with a covering of badgers' skins, and shall put to the staves thereof:

And they shall take all the instruments of ministry, wherewith they minister in the sanctuary, and put them in a cloth of blue, and cover them with a covering of badgers' skins, and shall put them on a bar:

And they shall take away the ashes from the altar, and spread a purple cloth thereon:

"Minster" and "ministry" certainly does have the enotation of religious duty here. Probably a textbook example of ministerium.

Later, Hosea speaks of the ministry of the prophets:

And I that am the LORD thy God from the land of Egypt will yet make thee to dwell in tabernacles, as in the days of the solemn feast.

I have also spoken by the prophets, and I have multiplied visions, and used similitudes, by the ministry of the prophets.

Is there iniquity in Gilead? surely they are vanity: they sacrifice bullocks in Gilgal; yea, their altars are as heaps in the furrows of the fields. (Hosea 12.9-11)

A prophet was not a priest, so this would tend to indicate a slightly different usage. Generally speaking, a prophet's ministry would be to tell the people what they were doing wrong, that God was angry with them and was going to take some kind of vengeance. That's certainly more along the line of "ministry" in some denominations, and I guess it's the role of an Old Testament priest as well. Different connotations, but minimal.

The obvious question is whether or not the same Hebrew word has been translated "minister" in Hosea and Numbers. I could check easily enough, but what's the point? I can't compare it to the original word used in the Book of Mormon because God unfortunately took the best proof of his Mormon gospel back to heaven.

All the same, the connotation of the usage of "ministry" in 1 Nephi 10.1 seems, at best, slightly anachronistic.

Chapter ten also includes a prediction: "Yea, even six hundred years from the time that my father left Jerusalem, a prophet would the Lord God raise up among the Jews-even a Messiah, or, in other words, a Savior of the world." The bulk of chapter ten deal with prophecies about John the Baptist and Jesus, specifically the former's baptizing ministry (there's that word again) and the latter's initial encounter with him.

If only we God had left behind the original plates, here's all the proof we'd need of both Jesus' Messiahship and the Book of Mormon's legitmacy. Right?

Photo by Internet Archive Book Images

Rock Hill Visit

Might as Well Jump

The Girl loves jumping, so we did the logical thing: bought an exercise trampoline.

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She wasn't always as successful as that, though.

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One thing is certain: she'll jump until she's drenched with sweat.

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Table Rock

I’ve been writing all day. Planning lessons (putting the finishing touches on a unit about the memoir in which we study Maya Angelou’s I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings) and preparing materials for my PAS-T notebook. The former I don’t mind; the latter is a hastle.

PAS-T is an acronym for “Pain in the…” — no, rather it’s “Performance Assessment System for Teachers”. It is, in short, a pile of paperwork that I am to provide three different evaluators as they come through my classroom two times each throughout the year for formal observations. My PAS-T notebook is to include things like,

  1. Summary of plan for integrating instruction
  2. Class profile
  3. Annotated list/samples/photos of instructional activities/materials/displays
  4. Lesson/intervention plan
  5. Summary of staff consultations
  6. Syllabus
  7. Lesson plan(s)
  8. Differentiation
  9. Annotated photos of class activities
  10. Sample handouts/transparencies/Thinking Maps
  11. Student samples of technology integration
  12. Record-keeping/monitory system
  13. Labeled and dated grades
  14. Teacher-made tests/assessments
  15. Example grading rubric
  16. Grading procedures
  17. Student work with feedback
  18. Progress reports/letters for parents/students
  19. Survey and summary
  20. Class rules with description of development procedures/reinforcement system
  21. Classroom diagram with comments/alternative room arrangement
  22. Class schedule
  23. Explanation of behavior management philosophy/procedures
  24. A printed copy of the teacher’s home page
  25. Log of rapport building efforts (notes, calls, conferences)
  26. Copy of newsletter
  27. Agenda from orientation/fieldtrip
  28. Documentation of Technology Proficiency or letter of intent
  29. Resume
  30. Certificates, agendas, support materials from presentations given
  31. Certificates, agendas, support materials from presentations attended
  32. Documentation of membership/participation in professional organizations
  33. Performance goal setting forms
  34. Chart of student progress throughout year
  35. Analysis of grades for marking period
  36. Log of collegial collaboration
  37. Documentation of meeting established annual goals

It is difficult to think of this as more than busy work. I mean, how useful can a classroom diagram with comments be to an evaluator who’s sitting in my classroom?

I’m all for accoutability, but this is starting to feel like an extra burden.

Still, I will perservere, and I will get only “Exemplory” ratings because anything else would drive me mad. If I’m to jump through hoops, I want to jump through them while juggling chainsaws and lecturing on Kant — I want to blow people’s minds.

Fortunately, I didn’t spend the whole weekend at a desk; we spent some of it at a table, so to speak: Table Rock State Park, which means more hiking and more waterfalls.

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Such a burden.

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A few more pictures are available at Flickr.

Federal raids

Via Thud: Federal government involved in raids on protesters – Glenn Greenwald – Salon.com.

America’s “Brain-Dead” Politics

Fareed Zakaria on America’s political system.

“We have lost the ability to [accept] any short term pain for long term gain. […] We have become fat, and dumb, and happy, and arrogant. […] Just as this world is opening up, we are closing down.”

Two Projects

First major project of this weekend: the deck.

Before:

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After cleaning and sanding:

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Second major project: recovering from installing Windows XP Service Pack 3. "Within hours of its release, Microsoft's Service Pack 3 for Windows XP began drawing hundreds of complaints from users who claim the update is wreaking havoc on their PCs" I later discovered (source). That was in May, and apparently it's still not fixed.

A half-project of taking our Jetta in for a flat tire fix provides a striking contrast. "Imagine if everyone provided service like that," I said to K. "We'd go to pick up our car and find someone in the shop had opened the hood and taken a sledgehammer to the engine: it would look the same, but would never work again."

Yet another mind-numbing example of the "mystery" of the Microsoft monopoly: crappy products that rule the world.

Dupont Forest

Dupont Forest is one of those places K has wanted to go for a long time, but time and circumstance prevented us. School, exams, life...we only last week made it to the state park.

Most notable: waterfalls.

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Lower Falls

It's a short drive from our place, but it seems like a different world. Cool mountain air, wonderful views -- the perfect Sunday outing.

We weren't the only ones to think that.

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L and one calm horse
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Sliding

At the top of the enormous rock down which kids were sliding was a covered bridge -- I swear it looked bigger from the bottom of the falls.

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The Girl didn't seem to mind, though.

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