I am an American teacher. My wife is a Polish water system inspector (though she’ll inspect water from any other country, too).

Now there are four of us, and we’re in the States, searching for the elusive American Dream. We’ve got the obligatory two cars; we’re well on our way to the 2.5 children; we have a house, one hyper Border Collie, one frog, and one fat cat.

Lately, we’re all about numbers…