The Girl has a tendency to pee right after her diaper has been taken off. Perhaps it’s the freedom of being diaper-less; perhaps it’s the air on her bare bottom; perhaps it’s just a sense of the theoretically forbidden; perhaps it’s simply chance. Nonetheless, the Girl likes to pee diaper-less.

And so, what to do? If you’re lucky, you catch it all in the diaper you just put off. In case that doesn’t work out, there’s the hope that you remembered to put a cloth diaper just under the Girl’s bottom to catch accidents. But if both plans fail, there’s only one alternative: put her on the bed briefly while you pull the cloth liner off the changing pad.

Here, a question arises: why? Rather, why now? Because we don’t want the Girl to lie in her mess? Well, she does that until we change the diaper anyway. Really, it doesn’t make sense.

And here’s why: What if the Girl, while lying bare-bottomed on bed, decides, “Now is a good time for a BM”?