Four quotes, three from the Boy, one from the Girl. Which one’s which?

1. “I made two gasses and I didn’t say, ‘Excuse me.'”
2. Adult: “Don’t even think about making a mess before dinner.”
   Child: “Well, I’m thinkin’ about it.”
3. “Don’t poop this party!”
4. “That’s a good plan, Mama!”

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