“If we have another daughter, what will I refer to her as on MTS?” I asked myself. The Girl is, after all, the Girl. I can’t very well switch to “Girl A” and “Girl B,” or “Alpha Girl” and “Beta Girl.” Besides sounding stupid, the Girl is the Girl.1
Enter: the Boy.
Working name right now: Emil.2
Wow! What a wonderful surprise! We NOW have a male heir to my father’s name.
Congratulations! Fun in fours! Expected birthday?
Thank you. The due date is in mid-May, very convenient since I’ll just be finishing up school.