Dear Hotel Management:

When you said you have free Wi-fi, I took you at your word and assumed that by “Wi-fi” you meant a wireless internet connection with speeds comparable for, say, 2008. I mean, it is a hotel and the internet connection is free: I wasn’t really expecting blistering speed. On the other hand, I also wasn’t really expecting a throw-back to the early 1990’s when dial-up bulletin board sites were the precursor to the internet and sometimes had speeds as low as 300 baud. In half an hour, I couldn’t even upload a single picture.

Talk about first-world problems…

Regards,
Your Customer