Rather, “Done” list:
- chop wood
- haul wood to storage location (i.e., corner of the carport)
- carry unusable wood to the roadside
- make a trip to Lowe’s for various equipment
- chop, cut, and pull large stand of thorn bushes
- dig, cut, pull up half of the impressive root system of said bushes
- take bushes and roots out to the roadside
- rake up leaves formerly inaccessible due to the stand of bushes
- vacuum car
- wash car
- work on clogged drain
- do grocery shopping
- drink beer
- collapse