I can’t recall all the steps that led me to doing this insanity, but for some reason, the install wizard popped up and offered to install Microsoft’s voice recognition program. I figured, “Why not? Let’s see how M$ does with voice recognition.”

What I said:

I am so thankful that my job does not depend on using this sorry technology. I’m not even sure why I took the time to do the voice recognition training. I think it popped up on its own somehow, knowing Microsoft, and I thought, “Why not?”

What it produced:

• I’m so thankful to the using this very moment . I’m not even sure why the times to worries me to train. I think of the ones I’m so Microsoft and I saw one
• I am so I’m told the job, and using is so late in the period in the nation we’re going to be two ways recognition training a week off a moment so million Microsoft and I saw when the
• I am so

During the last one, I slowly said each word distinctly. It couldn’t get “thankful” even though I’d said it three times.

About what I was expecting.