We're done testing for the year, at least eighth-grade teachers and students are finished with the unmitigated hell that is state testing.
Perhaps what is most annoying to me is how we treat these kids, who have been taking these tests three or four times a year for the last several years, like they've never had a test like this in their life. The Test Administrator Manual (TAM -- that damn TAM) includes what we're to say, with the explicit instructions to say things. Rather SAY things:
Every single test, we say the same things. We start with that quote above and then state the most obvious lie:
It is important that you do your best in answering the test questions.
TAM
It is, in point of fact, completely irrelevant whether students do their best or not. It might affect their placement, but by this point in their schooling, they're in the track they're in: moving from on-level to honors happens rarely at this stage of the game.
SAY: This is a secure test. During this test, you may not have any electronic or other device with you that can be used for communication, timing, imaging, or accessing the Internet. These devices include, but are not limited to, tablets not approved for this test, smart phones, cell phones, mp-3 players, e-readers, smart watches, or any other electronic imaging or photographic devices.
You may not use any device, including the device you are using for testing, to copy, save, send electronically, or post to the Internet, any test content.
TAM
I read these instructions as fast as I can because everyone's heard them. Multiple times. I can rattle off "smart phones, cell phones, mp-3 players, e-readers, smart watches, or any other electronic imaging or photographic devices" as fast as I can say anything. It even has a certain rhythm to it.
This is a secure test, we tell them, and we pass out test tickets that allow them to log on. And as if to show how completely irrelevant these tests are (Can any of the people who create the tests remember their scores? I doubt it.), they have this lovely jumbled juxtaposition in the instructions:
So an outline of the test instructions would be this:
- Do your best on the test.
- This is a secure test.
- Click on the link to log in.
- Do your best on the test.
- Here's the ticket for your test.
It's ridiculously badly written.
From there, we read directions aloud, even telling them when to click "Next."
It's difficult to restrain the urge to include snarky comments while reading the instructions, but that would be a testing violation, I'm sure, and there's no need to risk that for a few giggles from students.
What's the point of all this for students? There is none.
What's the point of all this for teachers? There is none.
It's all about the politicians.
