
Disney Performance




The "plagues" seem so hokey: the seas turn to blood; people get boils all over their body; the sun scorches with intense heat; all light is extinguished for some period. These are most certainly bronze-age plagues that would feel terrifying and ineffably confusing at the time but just seem silly how. They feel rooted in the bronze age because that's when the authors were writing. The end of the world would surely be things like this: blood in water sources, complete darkness.
For the Bronze Age, these are plausible plagues as well. Rumor of a river turning to blood in a distant (or semi-distant) land is completely impossible to confirm or to refute.

All gone now.





A student hands a teacher a 9 millimeter hollow-point bullet on the way out of the classroom with the simple comment that he âfound it on the floor in the classroom.â Within a few minutes, people from the district office and the police department start pouring into the building. All the eighth-grade students are ushered back to their homerooms. Each homeroom takes its students to their lockers, instructs them to take all their materials with them, and walk through one of the the weapon detectors that district personnel and the sheriffâs office rotates throughout the schools.
In the meantime, the kids sit for an hour in my homeroom, waiting for our turn, talking about whatâs going on.
âMr. Scott, is it true someone found a bullet?â a girl asks.
âCan we just jump out of the window if we have to?â another girl asks.
âIâm low-key worried, Mr. Scott,â a boy says.
I tell them that thereâs nothing to be scared of, that weâre taking these precautions to make sure weâre safe. âIf this were a situation with immediate dangers,â I reassure them, âI would not be this relaxed.â
In the meantime, a charismatic young man begins reassuring everyone that Jesus will protect them. Heâs doing it half in jest, half in seriousness. I tell him to bring it down a level. He does for a little while, then decides he wants to read Bible verses to everyone. I call him over to my desk.
âI know what youâre going to say!â he reassures me.
âJust come on over here, please.â
He steps to my desk, and I explain: âNot everyone in here is Christian.â
He smiles: âGot it.â
Iâm sure heâs thinking of our two Muslim students, but Iâm sure there are a couple of students who are of the skeptical bent.