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Lost Treasure

Monday 5 August 2013 | general

“Daddy, we found this but we can’t open it.” I recognized it immediately: my mother’s old jewelry box that had long ago become storage for toys. “We can’t get in it, so we don’t know what’s there.” And neither did I, but I was curious.

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Nana and Papa had saved some of my old toys and books from my childhood, and now that K and I have children of our own, we’ve pulled some of the toys out and re-issued them. The Boy has gone simply crazy over my old Matchbox cars, and L has incorporated some of my old books into her favorites rotation, but this old box was a mystery. There was no use searching for a key, and the thought of picking a lock — even a simple mechanism like this — was laughable. A straight-slot screwdriver and a quick twist of the wrist did the trick, though.

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“Oh, some of my old G.I. Joe toys!” And I was instantly transported back thirty years to the time when these simple bits of plastic were the world to me. I pulled the figures out, remembering how I’d discovered the fact that unscrewing the small screw in the figure’s back opened a new world of creative possibilities: this figure’s legs could be attached to that figure’s torso.

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Some of the figures exited the O.R. in worse repair than they entered. “What happened to that fellows arm?” I pondered before realize that it must have been a battle wound. The same with that fellow’s melted-off hand.

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My collection was always modest. I had a few figures, a few vehicles. Several in my collection were from mail-in offers, including two of my four bad guys. It was a long time before I realized how utterly laughable the idea of Cobra — a secret army plotting to take over the world — was, but at the time, it seemed a more realistic alternative to Star Wars figures.

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And besides, G.I. Joe figures articulated at the elbows and knees, far more realistic than the Star Wars figures that had to look like they were eternally goose-stepping imitators of Frankenstein. Later figures even added a second plane of motion: the elbows rotated.

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None in my collection sported that awesomeness, though: they were old-school, bend-at-the-elbow figures.

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I took them out, lined them up, and explained to L who were the good guys and who the bad.

“Can we play with them tomorrow?” she asked.

“Sure,” I replied, wondering what schemes and stories a girl used to playing with princesses and Barbies might come up with for a pile of old G.I. Joe figures.

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