Rather, “Done” list:

• chop wood
• haul wood to storage location (i.e., corner of the carport)
• carry unusable wood to the roadside
• make a trip to Lowe’s for various equipment
• chop, cut, and pull large stand of thorn bushes
• dig, cut, pull up half of the impressive root system of said bushes
• take bushes and roots out to the roadside
• rake up leaves formerly inaccessible due to the stand of bushes
• vacuum car
• wash car
• work on clogged drain
• do grocery shopping
• drink beer
• collapse